Calm Me Before I Kill Someone (I’d Look Shit in Orange)
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Hey babe.
Welcome back to Meditate with Danny, where we breathe through the bullshit before we become the subject of a Netflix true crime doc. Today’s meditation is for those moments when the rage is hot, your eye is twitching, and one more stupid sentence from one more stupid person might genuinely make you consider how quickly you could disappear a body.
No judgment.
We’ve all had the thought.
But before we catch a case, ruin the skincare routine, and discover prison orange makes us look washed out… we’re gonna breathe.
Because we are far too hot for handcuffs.
Obviously this isn't about actual murder, just hate.
Welcome back to Meditate with Danny, where we breathe through the bullshit before we become the subject of a Netflix true crime doc. Today’s meditation is for those moments when the rage is hot, your eye is twitching, and one more stupid sentence from one more stupid person might genuinely make you consider how quickly you could disappear a body.
No judgment.
We’ve all had the thought.
But before we catch a case, ruin the skincare routine, and discover prison orange makes us look washed out… we’re gonna breathe.
Because we are far too hot for handcuffs.
Obviously this isn't about actual murder, just hate.
