WASH YOUR HANDS! An Essay by Darren Maule

You might recall a very famous and influential song (if you can call it that), by Baz Luhrmann. It was originally an Essay published in a 1997 Chicago Tribune Column and serves as a hypothetical commencement speech. You might have heard the Wear Sunscreen song. It’s still relevant almost 30 years later and has a big influence in pop culture, maybe this Essay by Darren Maule can do the same