Cigarettes, sneakies and chaos – Michelle phones home

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Michelle returned with another chaotic update, calling in from the road while on her way back to Zimbabwe. She hilariously recounted missing Ferrari Day after getting waylaid at a cigarette vending machine that wouldn’t accept “Buck Clintons” (US dollars). Now en route under a tarpaulin in the back of a bakkie, she was being driven by Ryland—the same guy who once drove Paki and Karen back in '99.

Ryland joined the call with his trademark nasal voice, boasting about his booming cross-border transport business. Meanwhile, Michelle had been sipping on “sneakies”—a strong Zim cocktail—since dawn. The call ended with a desperate pull-over for a bathroom break and more laughs from the HOT 1027 Breakfast crew.
29 Jul 2025 English South Africa Music · News

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